Ever had an enormous crave for vanilla sugar cookies? Well, last night that's what Sarah (my friend) and I decided to do. We got all ingredients out. But, when we looked in inside the egg carton, I'm guessing people decide to be lazy and not through it away after EVERY SINGLE ONE was broken. Us being very disappointed, made them anyway. It was a blast, we even shared stories about nasty butter and what happened once when someone ate 3 giant tblsp of it.. we froze it for an hour, but by 11:12 p.m. we had taken it out. Seeing as though it was porbably not ready, we cooked it anyway. We set the timer for 25 minutes, but 15 minutes later they started to smell burnt. Once we took them out, every cookie was stuck together, and had burnt sides. It was an epic fail in ever making cookies, but they were so spectacularly delicious! So next time you want cookies, I recommend this recipe.. without eggs...
11 ounces of sugar
19 ounces of flour
8 ounces of butter
1 tbsp of vege oil
2 tbsp of water
4 tbsp of vanilla extract

Mix all together, roll into cylinder in ceramic wrap, put in freezer for 1-2 hours, put on pan in 7 giant circles, bake for 10 minutes, take out, cut off edges if burnt.
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